Breast Enhancement Soap

So my brother thought it'd be fun to replace the normal soap in my shower with a bar of this with the labelling taken off... Well, I can say that it does work very well at least. But that's maybe not a good thing.

For a start, I'm a guy. And I used it all over my body on a daily basis.

I am now covered in breasts. On the one hand, it's every man's dream. On the other, my life is now a living nightmare, with the only crumb of comfort being the fat appearance-fee cheques I'm cashing from all those different medical-exploitation reality TV shows. And from providing reference feedstock for Nestlé's baby formula factory.

And when I say covered, I mean covered. The only place unaffected is my eyes, thankfully, as I never got it in there. I'm not entirely sure where my manhood has gone, either it's shrivelled up from the estrogen, it's obscured by the errant mammaries that have sprouted in that area, or it's actually turned into one itself. I can still urinate, but I'm no longer sure if it's from an urethra or a nipple.

Even my hair is a bit milky. Do you know what it's like to have milky hair? I now know what a mother rabbit feels like. I'm actively considering breeding baby rabbits as a sideline, as I can easily keep them fed in a cage on my head.

So please, Natureday, can you somehow make the bar a bit more distinctive? Perhaps mould it in the shape of a boob and have dyed lettering running through it as a warning?

I pity the women who use this product in the bath, or have a low-flow shower that means it takes the soap suds a long time to run off their chest and down their body, maybe even leaving slight trails of residue behind. They're in for a shock later on.

I bought this soap thinking it would actually work but it doesnt it just makes yours boobs dry and itchy its a waste of moeny no miracle happened.

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If you all seriously think some sketchy-as-heck soap is going to to do anything for your breasts besides irritate the skin , then you probably deserve itchy nipples for not using common sense.

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I bought this soap hoping my breats would improve even a little but it doesn't work. This is just a waste of money. I'm so dissapointed.

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I've been using this soap for about 3 weeks now and don't see much of a difference. No tingling sensation nor any growth. What I have experienced is my skin drying out causing my nipples to peel. Maybe I've noticed a very very slight lift in my breast but I'm not sure if It's from the soap or from me starting on my workout routine. Not to mention some of the reviews on here indicate they're using a cream and/or supplement along with the soap. I just started taking a supplement 2 weeks ago hoping to speed up the process. I'll definitely keep you'll posted if anything changes. Wish me best of luck!!!!